Good Morning Students and Faculty:
Last night in my dreams the school was attacked by muggle pirates. They sailed in from the lake firing cannons, disembarked, and advanced up the hill to attack the school. Everyone was on point to fight and all of the sudden they vanished. Just disappeared. Upon investigation, nothing was found - not a ship or pirate. All gone in a flash. I walked down the path to the water's edge and a hand emerged from the lake, reaching to take mine. For some reason I just stuck my hand out and grabbed it. I was pulled into the lake with a force I could not control. When I touched the water I awoke from my sleep in a sweat. Interesting! I must consult Professor Trelawney this morning to see what this means. Anyway the water is back on and the stairs have corrected themselves back to their normal positions.
Regards,
Headmaster Dumbledore